	Day #1	Day #2	Day #3
1.	Spooky Hi Mein	SB Whiskey	Air ?
2.	Spooky Hi Mein	SB Whiskey	Air ?
3.	Spooky Hi Mein	SB Whiskey	Air ?
4.	Spooky Hi Mein	SB Whiskey	Spectral Pickle
5.	Red Balloon	Star Hat	Spectral Pickle
6.	Red Balloon	Star Crossbow	Spectral Pickle
7.	Red Balloon	Swashbuckling Pants	?
8.	Red Balloon	Stuffed Shoulder Parrot	Red Balloon
9.	Ice Sickle	Eyepatch	Wand of Nagamar
10.	Pilgram Shield	668 Scroll	Clover
11.	Jeck Belt	64067 Scroll	Clover
12.	Jeck Belt	Pate	Clover
13.	Jeck Belt	Dingy Planks	Ore
14.	Ring of Conflict	Clover	Ore
15.	Travoltan Trousers	Clover	Ore
16.	Pumpkin Bucket	Clover	SB Whiskey
17.	Harem Veil	Boris Key	Tropical Paperweight
18.	Harem Pants	Sneeky Pete Key	Barbed-wire fence
19.	Goblin Perfume	Digital Key	Frigid ninja stars
20.	Jarlsberg Key	Star Key	Heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr

Skills

Ambidextrous Funkslinging (P)

The Way of Sauce (P)

Immaculate Seasoning (P)

Diminished Gag Reflex (P)

Impetuous Sauciness (P)

Saucegeyser (P)

Intrinsic Spiciness (P)

Elemental Saucesphere (P)

Advanced Saucecrafting (P)

Expert Panhandling (P)

Spirit of Ravioli (P)

Leash of Linguini (P)

Amphibian Sympathy (P)

Empathy (P)

Eye of Stoat (P)

Thrust Smack (P)

Plan:

Day One:
- Ascend
  - Female
  - Sauceror
  - Muscle Sign
  - No Restrictions
  - Take Hovering Sombraro (Equip with Plastic Pumpkinbasket)
- Eat
- No Adventures
- Donate to Jarksburg at the Hall of legands 60,000 (As much as possible)
- Max out spleen from Market
- Level 1:
  - Tent
  - Can of Hairspray (Buy from The Demon Market)
  - Razor-sharp can lid (From The Haunted Pantry) (Day 2)
  - Spider web (From The Sleazy Back Alley) (Day 2)
- Level 2:
  - Pull a Ring of Conflict. It'll speed your larva search and levelling at the manor)
  - Sewer for accordian if you don't get in a woods choice (Day 2)
- Level 3:
  - Turn off the Faucet (Day 3) <Day 2 b/c of air problem>
  - Open up Guild (Day 2)
- Level 4:
  - Baseball (From Guano Junction) (Day 3)
  - Broken Skull
  - Sonar-in-a-biscuit (Day 3)
  - Beat Boss Bat (Day 3)
- Stats at end of day one

Level Muscle Mysticality Moxie Tipsiness HP MP Adventures

5

7

25

10

0

8/13

4/37

156

Day Two: No Adventures (or 10 or so)

Eat/Drink
Donate to Jarksburg at the Hall of legands 80,000-90,000 (As much as possible)
GOAL: Level 9
- If not level 9, adventure.
Level 5:
- Beat Knob Goblin King
- Disease (From The "Fun" House)
Level 6:
- Pull a Ring of Conflict it will speed up the Friars Quest.
- Wussiness Potion
- Origional G?
Level 7:
- Beat the Bonar Dragon
- Make sure to have ingredients for a Bone Rattle:
  - Skeleton Bone
  - Broken skull
- Make sure to have ingredients for a Skeleton Key
  - Skeleton Bone
  - Loose Teeth
Stats at end of day two

Level Muscle Mysticality Moxie Tipsiness HP MP Adventures

6

23

31

14

0

82/82

48/60

191

Day Three (Mysticality Day)
- Eat/Drink/Air
- Crank Mind Control Device to 11.
- Do quests.
- Level 8:
  - Obtain Minning Gear
    - Pull Ores
  - Adventure for 6 Goat Cheese (At the Goatlet)
  - Frigid ninja stars (From The Lair of the Ninja Snowmen) <Save for pull?>
  - Elemental Saucaphere the cold protection
- Level 9:
  - Do Strange Leaflet Quest
  - Get Abridged Dictionary/untinker
    - If you don't get the accoustic guitarrr, pull Heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr
  - Meat Vortex (From The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm)
  - Lower case N ?
- Level 10:
  - Pull a Ring of Conflict it will speed up the Airship and Castle Quests.
  - Photoprotoneutron torpedo (From The Penultimate Fantasy Airship)
  - Chaos Butterfly (From The Castle In The Clouds In The Sky)
  - Thin Black Candle
  - Candy
  - As soon as you turn the castle wheel the first time (to appease the council), get back to the Louvre to level. You'll need 64 muscle and 67 moxie.
- NG <Save for pull?>
- Barbed-wire fence <Save for pull?> Lowercase N (Orc Chasm) and Original G (Friars)
- Stats to have prior to Lair: 59/104/67.
- WIN!